Announcements hijacked for the better

Ms. Musard smelling the Honors Class

Announcements have hit an all-time low as school lunch announcements reach it's all-time high. But lo and behold, our lord and savior, Ms. Musard makes her entrance from the lens of her yearbook camera, to the main office, Room 201, and then the dollar store IP phone handset.

Students cheered and hooted as the announcements went on. Tuesday morning had more action than the Logan Paul and KSI "fight". At least the announcements didn't end in a draw. But the people wanted more. On Wednesday, the sound of the static of the dollar store IP phone handset rang through the halls of Meeker. The sound of a depressed teen echoed thee classrooms. The students revolted. Chairs flew and papers were ripped. Survivor, Mr. Treloar reports, "That morning, there was more action than the Logan Paul and KSI fight. WWMMD?" When will our savior come back? Stay posted for updates and subscribe to our newsletter to be notified when new articles are posted.