Debates are no longer only about Shi Huangdi

Only time will tell the result.

More than half of the male teachers at Meeker Middle School in Renton, WA are bald. That doesn't really matter, but it makes for a good intro.

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[RENTON] News just in from the Reegor News Team that students are now debating about two of those bald teachers, B. Pizzalato and K. Treloar, with their full names undisclosed to protect their privacy, which nowadays, doesn't matter as much to some people as it should.

The debate seems to be about which teacher is better, but this could change any time. Students come prepared to fight with textual evidence in the RACE response format.

Some say "Pizz is cooler" or "Don't be a Treloar" in Mr. Pizzalato's defense, while others in Mr. Treloar's class are too busy on their school-provided laptops supposedly "learning code" on the Minecraft: Education Edition software, but that information is not confirmed yet.

We will keep you posted as more information arises.

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