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Developing Story: 20 year old sugar cubes unearthed in heist that led to billions in assets lost


This is the type of sugar cube suspected to be stolen, as no picture of the box has been found

Based on security footage, up to 8 students were in an undisclosed classroom on the afternoon of Monday, March 3rd. The students managed to break into a locked cabinet and procure expired sugar cubes. The following day, authorities were unable to find any trace of the cubes, assuming they had been stolen the day before.


What is clear, is the detrimental effect of the sugar cubes on the brain. Licensed bird psychologist Walter Columbus has been quoted as saying that "The human brain on sugar cubes acts similar to a parrot on pinto beans. It never really goes well."


As this story is developing and details are coming out, the results remain to be seen. Stay tuned to Reegor News for updates on this event.

3 Comments


Riley Hernandez
Riley Hernandez
Mar 07, 2019

Winter break kinda killed it

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Jennie is cool
Jennie is cool
Mar 06, 2019

2 months

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Rifleman Ray
Rifleman Ray
Mar 06, 2019

Not my moonshine

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