Emergency Alert System used in warning of Quote Sandwich dangers

A message broadcast by the Emergency Alert System brought quite the shock to Seattle residents. The broadcast explains the symptoms related to exposure to Quote Sandwiches, an issue that has been in our headlines recently. They cause a whole host of potentially deadly side effects. A member of our team was able to make an audio recording, which has since been posted to our official Youtube channel. Allegedly, the text message alert had malfunctioned, but the broadcast still got out. It was transmitted at 3:27 (PT) on the 24th of December, 2018 to much surprise. This revelation was mostly unexpected by the public as Quote Sandwiches have become quite the trend to have.