Local Teacher goes skiing in north Dakota. Becomes mountain, students claim.

After never returning from a trip, local authorities are concerned about the missing teacher. Hikers in the area claim that the teacher in question is now a mountain.

The teacher in question, now allegedly a mountain.

With the teacher being identified and a long, consoling letter sent to their family members, experts are wondering what there is to do about the new mountain.

Leading bird psychiatrist, Walter Columbus has often been quoted as saying, "Its ruined our way of life. Our children will never know the difference. And is it safe? Nobody knows!"

Regardless of the impact on the environment, this mountain isn't going anywhere fast. In recent times, a group has formed campaigning for the mountain to be left alone in peace. Injury rates have taken a steep upturn as many are trying to summit this new and unfamiliar peak. Experts are still debating what action should be taken next.