Quote Sandwiches found to contain Sodium Chloride and other harsh substances

Victim of the harsh chemicals in all Quote Sandwiches

A recent study has revealed that indeed, all Quote Sandwiches contain substances such as Sodium Chloride. This news has shocked educators and students alike, causing public uproar and general distrust of authorities. The Center for Disease Control (CDC) is recommending that all Quote Sandwiches be disposed of immediately. The president of the United States has issued an executive order that all Quote Sandwiches containing trace amounts of Sodium Chloride and other extremely dangerous chemicals are to be confiscated, effective immediately. Hazmat teams have been dispatched to locations such as Los Angeles, California to remove the harmful food products from homes and stores. More updates on this situation will be posted here on Reegor News by our investigative team.