New evidence: tourist death, string of strange text messages
- Riley Hernandez
- Dec 12, 2018
- 1 min read
A Californian tourist visiting Australia collapsed while in a helicopter over a hillside. Officials have ruled out foul play and have deemed that "The man just wasn't ready for Australia. He didn't know what he was getting himself into." Locals in Australia are accustomed to tourists collapsing from a condition known to many as "reverse bends". "Reverse Bends" is not the opposite of regular, underwater bends; but is simply the name it was given so it stuck. More updates to follow as our investigative team looks further into the matter.
Update: Recently, this case has been tied to another incident here, involving a series of strange texts and responses. We have called in accent Egypt specialist Indiana Rey to help us decode the messages. According to him, the sender was surrounded and captured by a gang of cowboy-hat wearing thieves that punched him. Stay posted for more information on the situation.
I, Indiana Ray ,(or Rey), found out that this was not the only case of the strange responses. After a few days of the Gatorade spill in the basement, the workers found some strange texts sent to them. Unfortunately, I didn't come in time and found the workers lying on the ground unconscious. If we let this continue, then the cowboys will overthrow the world ad conquer it, as I recently found out that their leader is the so called "Ham".
Thank you Indiana Rey
People should prepare better
ɟoo sɐʍ ʎɐs oʇ ʇuɐǝɯ noʎ ʇɐɥʍ ʞuᴉɥʇ I
All I can say is oeuf