Troubling news: Chickens caught trying to assimilate with human culture.

Artists' rendition of the potentially violent invasive chickens.

These chickens have been exposed as trying to assimilate into human culture. This is to be treated as a national emergency until further notice. As of now, authorities do not know what further action should be taken, but whatever the result the stakes are high.

Leading bird psychologist, Walter Columbus suggests that "We just don't know what they are capable of. We could all be chickens, but we wouldn't know. Hopefully, the riots will stop soon enough for us to do something."

The UN is meeting on Saturday to determine what is to be done about the chickens. The president of the United States has also declared a national emergency. Stay tuned to your local news for any updates on the situation.