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Youtuber and Vlogger Connor Ryan threatens members of the general public with arrest
Previously mentioned youtuber and vlogger Connor Ryan is making headlines again, this time for other reasons. This time around, he is...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 13, 20181 min read
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Announcements hijacked for the better
Announcements have hit an all-time low as school lunch announcements reach it's all-time high. But lo and behold, our lord and savior,...
Cody Hoang
Dec 13, 20181 min read
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Scientific Breakthrough results from student questioning strength of garbage bags for science fair
A middle school student recently embarked on a path that would lead to scientific breakthrough. They set out to find which species of...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 13, 20181 min read
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Giant "Ham" terrorizes local schoolchildren - parents are concerned.
Recently, in a small town outside of Kansas City has recently been plagued by a malicious ham that has been prowling the area. Several...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 13, 20181 min read
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Youtuber Connor Ryan to quit after Youtube Rewind 2018
Youtuber Connor Ryan (ConnorRyanVlogs) announced that he may quit Youtube entirely after watching Youtube Rewind 2018 (We covered that...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 13, 20181 min read
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Waiter Harasses Customer!?!?
"What Did You Do To My Drink" is a skit from the hit kids show, Spongebob Squarepants. Out of context frames of this skit are frequently...
Cody Hoang
Dec 13, 20181 min read
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Is it a Hit? Or a Miss?
On April 9th, 2018, Nyannyancosplay uploaded a lip dub video featuring part of the diss track song "Mia Khalifa" by iLOVEFRIDAY with the...
Cody Hoang
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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New evidence: tourist death, string of strange text messages
A Californian tourist visiting Australia collapsed while in a helicopter over a hillside. Officials have ruled out foul play and have...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Wanna Sprite Cranberry?
It's the thirst, thirstiest time, of the year (Ay) (Yah) I have just one query (What's that?) Wanna Sprite Cranberry (Uh huh) The answer...
Cody Hoang
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Practice CPR on mannequin while injured person dies - authorities suggest.
This helpful CPR program is training students to resuscitate people that are unconscious. Several accounts have been reported where...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Gold Bars: Understanding value in a changing market.
In a rapidly changing economy, gold bars have been dropping in value. Last year, 25 gold bars could buy you a lunch. Now, the same lunch...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Aggressive Stalker asks personal questions of convicted teacher.
The teacher, that has recently been convicted of roasting a student too hard is being stalked aggressively by a student. The stalker is...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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"Sroobledeeboop" is not a word.
Experts suggest in a recent case study that "Scroobledeeboop" is no longer a word. Although experts suggest this, experts in the German...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Discoveries: World-renowned archaeologist Indiana Ray discovers cave paintings.
World-Renowned archaeologist Indiana Ray has discovered paleolithic cave paintings in a remote area. Indiana Ray recently went on an...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Troubling news: Chickens caught trying to assimilate with human culture.
These chickens have been exposed as trying to assimilate into human culture. This is to be treated as a national emergency until further...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Nicolas Cage on National Treasure 2: "My worst film yet."
Even though he starred in both installments of the fan-favorite "National Treasure" series, Nicolas Cage has found himself in dire...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Debates are no longer only about Shi Huangdi
More than half of the male teachers at Meeker Middle School in Renton, WA are bald. That doesn't really matter, but it makes for a good...
Christian Oshiro
Dec 12, 20181 min read
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Offensive "Motherfisher" stickers cause public uproar.
Offensive stickers such as the ones pictured below are upsetting many people today. Authorities are trying to locate the source while...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 11, 20181 min read
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Teacher too savage, concerned parents say.
A teacher that wishes for their identity to be kept secret apparently "roasted a student way too hard" on Monday, December 10th....
Riley Hernandez
Dec 11, 20181 min read
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VIDEO: Controversial film of Mr. Krabs walking for 10 Hours causes public outrage.
Video showing cartoon character Mr. Krabs from the show Sponebob Squarepants stars in a 10-hour long video showing him walking. Exactly...
Riley Hernandez
Dec 11, 20181 min read
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